Dear Feifei Please take these things to your sister:her hat,watch,有一段初一上策这信的意思快谁知道

watch----（手）表；sister----姐妹。凑在一起当“表姐妹”的意思。 这是一个恶搞的中文翻译。类似译法还有许多：1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊?2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you 。 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。 4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together ! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing tosay,gohome!有事起奏，无事退朝 !6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8．know is know noknow is noknow ... 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse""son can make hole!! 　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11．American Chinese not enough 　　美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 。 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．I give you face you don"t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my 。 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。15．小明：I am sorry! 　　老外：I am sorry too! 　　小明：I am sorry three! 　　老外：What are you sorry four? 　　小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 　　要钱没有，要命一条 ! 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 　　我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。 19．as far as you go to die ! 有多远，死多远！！！！ 20．go past no mistake past 。 走过路过，不要错过 。

Watch sister网络释义Watch sister:表姐|表姊的英文就是|表姐妹WATCH SISTER &gt:表妹watch sister::表姐／妹

这是搞笑的中译英 watch----表 sister----妹(或姐) watch sister -----表妹(或表姐)

看表妹吧？

haveawatchsisteroncethereisastudentwritingacompositionabouthisfamily,saying"Ihaveawatchsister"(我有一个表姐)notes:我有一个表姐表姐：cousin,daughterofmother"ssister姐姐：sister表：watch楼上所有人都错了，英语翻译绝对不能像你们这样直译。举例来说awesome，意味可怕的，但在美国人日常口语中，这个词汇就相当于我们日常在说的COOL酷，而且比awesome更常用，但是如果让你翻译，你是不是也能想到这个单词呢？估计不会。

sister

数目不知道.不过有这么些:give you some colour to see see;long time no see等等

可以把问题说详细一点吗

http://www.basicjokes.com/dtitles.php?cid=48http://www.chinesejokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&joke=1都是有关中国的英文笑话，你自己搜搜看吧，呵呵

B固定用法： 看某人在做某事 watch sb doing sth *****************************************************************************祝天天开心，学习进步！本题不明白，请再问；如果对你有所帮助，请点击本页面中的“选为满意回答”按钮,谢谢！*****************************************************************************

nor后面的倒装句的结构为：nor+be动词/助动词/情态动词+主语＋谓语动词＋其他部分。“nor后面的动词”，应该是指nor和主语之间的be动词/助动词/情态动词吧。它们是根据前句的谓语来定的，也就是“有关联”，而且是一定”有关联“.其判定方法如下：1、当前句中有be动词/助动词/情态动词时，nor后面相应地用be动词/助动词/情态动词。例如：（1）Sheisn"tadoctor,norisherbrother.（2）Shedidn"thaveapet,nordidshehaveherownroom.（3）Shedoesn"tlikepainting,nordoesshelikerunning.（4）Shehasnotfinishedherhomework,norhasshetoldhermotherthenews.（5）Shewon"t(willnot)gothere,norwillshestayathome.（6）Shecan"tsing,norcanshedance.2、当前句中没有be动词/助动词/情态动词时，必须根据时态及人称在nor后面添加助动词。例如：（1）IhavenotimetowatchTV,nordomybrothers.（2)Hehasnorighttofireyou,nordoeshissister.(3)Shehadnoideaofthetimewhenthemeetingwouldbeheld,nordidshewanttoknow.We（have）noideaaboutwherethegirllives,nor（do）wehavehertelephonenumber.(属于第二种情况)He（didn"t）cometoparty,nor（did）heapologize.（属于第一种情况）

我有时候和妹妹一起在下午看电视

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Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. ---------------------coffin Tell me what a dozen rubber trees with thirty boughs on each might be? ---------------------Months of the year As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny I broke her neck and drank her blood And left her standing empty. ---------------------Gin It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good? ---------------------Pig All right. Riddle me this: what goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed? ---------------------the Sun What work is it that the faster you work, the longer it is before you"re done, and the slower you work, the sooner you"re finished? --------------------- roasting meat on a spit Whilst I was engaged in sitting I spied the dead carrying the living. --------------------- a ship I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. --------------------- "few" 希望帮助你. 还有一个 when I take my clothes off he get dressed when I put my clothes on he is undressed (打一用品） 当我脱下衣服时，它就穿上衣服； 当我穿上衣服时，它就脱下衣服。 答案是“衣架”

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That"s too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I"d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What"s the meaning of the word "Drunk", dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there"s only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉"字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest"s plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.上帝曾经答应我 Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That"s impossible, he said. 有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 1.Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？ 杰克：当然应该了。 汤姆：为什么？ 杰克：否则他就该跟我借了 2.I was acpanying my hu *** and on a business trip. He carried his portable puter with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the bination . At last he succeeded. "Why are you so nervous?" I asked him. "The numbers are the date of our anniversary." my u *** and confessed. 我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的手提式计算机。机场出口处检查员要他打开包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。 “你为什么那么紧张呢？”我问他。 “这密码是我们结婚纪念日。”他承认道 3.Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I"ve just taken some medicine and I fot to shake the bottle. 妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了 4.One evening I drove my hu *** and"s car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My hu *** and looked up and said, "Mom"s here?" 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？” 5.Mary was so disgusted at her hu *** and"s cigarette *** oking that she plained to him one day. "I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday." "Don"t worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later." He said with a *** ile. 玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟，一天对他抱怨说：“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。” “不用担心，亲爱的，所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说。 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn"t see the bird, ma" am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma"am, it just resembles your hair. " Notes: (1) inform v.告诉 (2) nest n.窝；巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓励 (5) resemble v. 相似；类似 18.鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。 “我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。 “那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。 “哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。” I"ve Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I"ve just bitten my tongue! " Notes: (1) poisonous adj.有毒的 (2) Cause I"ve just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。 我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City"s Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the *** ooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her posure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What"s the difference beeen a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can"t have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？ Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。 英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。” 英语笑话（四）my little dog can"t read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It"s no use, my little dog can"t read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I"m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 英语笑话（六）The mean man"s party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You"re not ing empty-hangded, are you?" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement munity. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年轻者” 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 英语笑话（八）Which woman? One evening I drove my hu *** and"s car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My hu *** and looked up and said, "Mom"s here?" 哪一位女人？ 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？” 英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what"s wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I"ve just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I"m an artist---the doctor lives downstairs." 医生住在楼下 “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。 “我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。” 他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。” 英语笑话（十）One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain"s voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete"s sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we"ll be up here all night!" 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。” 回答者：lovemydream - 高级经理 七级 7-5 10:08 提问者对于答案的评价： 嘻嘻 评价已经被关闭 目前有 8 个人评价 好 50% （4） 不好 50% （4） 对最佳答案的评论 GOOD! 评论者： YABNV - 魔法学徒 一级 其他回答共 2 条 Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理 A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin g for help. His wife hears the motion, knows that he can"t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?" 逻辑推理 小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？” [注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。 Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？你停止打你老婆了吗? This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘yes"or‘no，"”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point！” “But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes"or‘no，"”mildly responded the witness． “There are not！” snapped the lawyer． “Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife？” 这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。 有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。 “我要你回答‘是"或者‘不是"，”辩护律师怒喝道： “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。” “可是有些问题无法用‘是"或者‘不是"来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。 “不存在这样的问题！”律师厉声打断他。 “噢，”证人说：“那么请你回答这个问题：“你停止打你老婆了吗？” Two Birds Teacher: Here are o birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 "Can you tell me what fish is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。 "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。 昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打” Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？ 体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？ Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night. 尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢！ Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it. 老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。 Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.” 尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”( 1．we o who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 4．as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTE

hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ” 汉译： 真美钞 一位中国老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久，到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看，是否有假。这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，是从美国直接带来的。” He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That"s too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I"d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What"s the meaning of the word "Drunk", dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there"s only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉"字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest"s plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了. A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"且话偻蚰昴?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。 "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。 3. The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn"t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 "乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。 "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。" 4. A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick"s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？ 尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。 Jim"s History Examination Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn"t his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born. 吉姆的历史考试 舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？ 母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个 可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

She Didn"t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t say anything.” I Have Turned It Over A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” 行不

歌曲名:Love Is A Long Road歌手:Tom Petty专辑:Anthology: Through The YearsLove is Color_Blind Sarah Connoryeah!what"s up?it"s TQ and Sarah againhaha, right back at ya (love is color blind)that"s rightthis time we got a serious situationand we"re tryna do our parts to helpbut we need your helpyou know what I"m saying? (love is color blind)so come on!it don"t matter if you"re black (yeah)white, or yellow, if you"re brown or red (it don"t matter)let"s get down to thatlove is color blind (that"s right, give it to em baby)I remember whenI was a child and couldn"t understandpeople having fundiscriminating all the different onesmama just used to saywhen you grow up you maybe find a wayto make these people seethat everything I do comes back to meyou gotta live your lifethrough all the single ones to blameyou gotta live that lifejust play the game and let love rainit don"t matter if you"re blackwhite, or yellow, if you"re brown or redlet"s get down to thatlove is color blindyou"re my brother, you"re my friendall that matters in the very end (yeah)it"s to understand (yeah) {come on TQ}love is color blind (that"s right)I remember as a young boyI watch my neighborhood go up in flamesI saw the whole thing of tears and painand the situation"s wack in my brainI wish I could fly away and never come back againwe need some love ya"llwe need some real dip, help from above ya"llI mean the kids is watchingand I just can"t see ya stopI don"t understandI mean we all bleed the same blood, man(you gotta live your life)better than a father"s deadlet"s make some love babyhave some kids(you gotta live that life)and I don"t care what color they areor you are or we are, it"s all love baby!it don"t matter if you"re blackwhite, or yellow, if you"re brown or redlet"s get down to thatlove is color blindyou"re my brother, you"re my friendall that matters in the very endit"s to understandlove is color blindyou could have been my motheryou could have been my brotherwhat if you are my sisterif you are my fatheryou could have been my felleryou could have been my teacherbut if you are my friendit would be so nice to meet yayou could have been my motheryou could have been my brotherwhat if you are my sisterif you are my fatherI could have been your felleryou could have been my teacherbut if you are my friendit would be so nice to meet yatake it out to the worldtell every boy and every little girlbe proud of yourselfcause you"re as good as anybody elseput away your prejudiceopen your mind don"t need to stick to thistry to make this upa better place without a racial curse(?)yeah time for some changes ya"ll(na na na na...)so come on!put your hands up!come on!put your hands up!come on!put your hands up!it don"t matter ya"ll(na na na na...)we stayin color blindit don"t matter ya"ll(na na na na...)we stayin color blindhttp://music.baidu.com/song/8033743

【 #小学英语# 导语 】我的妹妹是一个非常有意思的小朋友，我的妹妹英语作文大家会写吗?接下来我很荣幸能向你们介绍我的妹妹。本篇文章是 考 网为您整理的《小学英语作文范文【我的妹妹】》，供大家阅读。 小学英语作文范文【我的妹妹】篇一 　　I have a little sister,is the aunt"s daughter,this two and a half years old,big eyes,black eyes,long eyelashes,angry,crooked head,eyes wide,but see you,happy eyes narrowed.Her jet-black hair,small nose,a good sense of smell.She is very beautiful,saw her mother dress,put on her dress and her mother than,then walk model step.She also loves to let Grandma with red ribbon to her with a small braids. 　　Sister "s fight with me.Pen to fight with me,the book also to fight with me,if I do not give,she followed the ass with me.Dad said:" is not a thing.Give her!" I feel younger sister is really" trouble",reluctantly to her. 　　She is" learning to love," cried every day to carry bag to school,also mimicking my homework. 　　My sister is not satisfied with what,you will cry,will roll.Once,she asked to see the "cat and mouse",we do not make,she was lying on the floor,he had to let go of" cat and mouse",she" bass" to climb up to look,I also took the opportunity to look at the past,saw the mouse tease the cat,we laughed. 　　Sister to eat so hard.When having a meal,I took the chopsticks,she also want chopsticks; I get a spoon,she also want to scoop.My mouth to eat,but she has little stuttering.Her every time.It will take at least thirty minutes,also eat while watch tv. 　　Sister sometimes very cute.She often took advantage of my dad,mom is not in,shouted:" down with funny uncle,aunt!" Sometimes down herself!My father got good stuff to coax her,and put up his hand,she followed the hands and shouted:" uncle,dad is not good!" We all laughed.She is so cute and innocent. 　　This is my sister,a very" trouble",and like children. 小学英语作文范文【我的妹妹】篇二 　　I have a sister. Her name is Alice . She is one year old. She has short hair. She has a fat face. It looks like a big red apple. She has big eyes and a small mouth. She has only one tooth, but she can eat cookies. Her arms and legs are fat, too. But she can crawl very fast on the floor. 　　我有一个妹妹。她的名字是爱丽丝。她一岁。她有短头发。她有一个胖胖的脸。它看起来像一个大红苹果。她有一双大眼睛和一个小嘴巴。她只有一颗牙齿，但她可以吃饼干。她的胳膊和腿都很胖，太。但她可以很快的在地板上爬行。 　　My sister is very naughty. She doesn"t sleep at night but sleeps at daytime. So my mother is tired to take care of her. She always crawls here and there, sofa, bed, chair, everywhere she likes to go. She likes to play with the toys. Bricks are her favourite. She likes to make different shapes with the bricks. Sometime it"s a house, sometimes it"s a bus. I think she is a smart girl. She likes to play with me. She likes my story-telling. She always asks me to tell stories for her. 　　我的妹妹很淘气。她晚上不睡觉而白天睡觉。所以我妈妈累了照顾她。她总是爬在这里和那里，沙发，床，椅子，到处都是她喜欢去。她喜欢玩玩具。积木是她最喜欢的。她喜欢用积木做不同形状。有时这是一所房子，有时它是一个总线。我认为她是一个聪明的女孩。她喜欢和我一起玩。她喜欢我的故事。她总是问我讲故事给她。 　　There is a cartoon “Present Sheep and Mr. Wolf” on TV. My sister likes it so much. Every time when I turn on the TV, she always says “present sheep” to me, asks me to watch the cartoon. And every time she hears the theme song of the cartoon, she will sing and dance on the floor. Actually she can not sing and dance, she just shakes her little body to show us she likes it very much. She is so cute. 　　有一幅漫画，电视上的“目前的羊和狼先生”。我妹妹喜欢它这么多。当我打开电视的时候，她总是说“羊”给我，叫我去看卡通。每一次她听到的卡通主题歌，她会在地板上唱歌和跳舞。其实她不会唱歌和跳舞，她只是摇了摇她的小身体向我们展示她非常喜欢它。她是如此可爱。 　　My sister is smooth-tongued. She likes to call me “sister”, call my dad “daddy”, call my mom “mummy”. She often call us many times a day. 　　我的姐姐是油嘴滑舌。她喜欢叫我“妹妹”，叫我爸爸“爸爸”，打电话给我的妈妈“妈妈”。她经常一天打多个电话给我们。 　　In my eyes, my sister is naughty, lovely and smart. I like her. 　　在我的眼里，我的妹妹很调皮，可爱和聪明的。我喜欢她。 小学英语作文范文【我的妹妹】篇三 　　Hello, everyone! I"m so glad to tell you something about my sister, whose name is Vane. She is 12 years old, she"s one year younger than me. She has two big eyes, a small mouth and long hair. Everyone who saw her always said she was very beautiful. 　　In my eyes, she is smart and funny. On weekends, I often listen to music with Vane. Vane"s favorite singing star is Vae. His Chinese name is Xu Song. But my favorite singing star is Vision. Vision"s Chinese name is Wei Chen. Vae and Vision are great singers. After that, we often go shopping. We all like shopping very much. Vane likes eating candies. I like candies, too. Because they"re so sweet. We all like sweet food. On the one hand, Vane and I are sisters, on the other hand, we"re friends, too. 　　Maybe you can"t imagine what a good girl she is, but it"s my pleasure to have such an excellent sister. 　　大家好!我很荣幸能向你们介绍我的妹妹。她的名字叫Vane。她12岁了，她比我小一岁。她长着两只大眼睛，一个小嘴巴，还有一头长发。每个见到她的人都会说她长得很漂亮。 　　在我眼里，她既聪明又风趣。每逢周末，我经常和Vane一起听音乐。Vane最喜欢的歌手是Vae。他的中文名是许嵩。但是我最崇拜的歌手是Vision，Vision的中文名是魏晨。魏晨和许嵩都是杰出的歌手。过后，我们会去购物，我们都非常喜欢购物。Vane喜欢吃糖，我也喜欢吃糖。因为糖很甜。我们都很喜欢吃甜的东西。我和Vane既是姐妹，又是朋友。 　　也许你无法想象她是一个多么好的女孩，而我却庆幸有这一个优秀的妹妹。

spend to pay for take to so，the answer is A

I often watch TV,my sister also often watch TV too.

本句用了一般现在时，his sister又是第三人称单数，相应地动词应该用三单形式watches。句子改为His sister watches TV in the morning.

my sister also has a nice watch

此句改为一般疑问句屯要借助于助动词Does，然后把三单形式watches还原成原形watch,根据逻辑把my改为your，最后加上问号，即:Does your sister sometimes watch TV after school？

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1.I wanted to buy a watch for my sister2.Just in 10 years,Shengzhen became a big city3.Are there any bookds on the desk?4.The teacher visited the city five years ago

中译英：1.几乎从未 Almost never 2.与...不同 be different from 3.和......一样 as...as 4.上网 Surf the Internet 5.许多 plenty of 6.设法/尽力做某事 Try to do sth7.尽某人最大的努力去做某事 . try one"s best to do sth英译中：1.look at 看 2. look over 仔细检查 3.look for 寻找完成下列句子1.Here are -----(...的结果）of the student activity survey at Green High school (the result )翻译句子1.你多久锻炼一次？我每天都在锻炼身体。How often do you exercise? Every day I in physical exercise.2.你通常在周末干嘛？我通常去看电视。You usually on weekends? I usually go to watch TV.3.她的妹妹多久看一次电视?她一星期看两次电视。her sister often watch TV? She watches TV two times a week.4.他在周末的时候干什么？他有时候踢足球。He is on the weekends to do? He sometimes play football.5.他们多久去一次北京？他们一个月去一次北京。How often do they go to Beijing? They goes to Beijing once a month.

after supper my parents my sister and i watch tv是晚饭后，我父母，我妹妹和我看电视。扩展资料supper 名词 意为晚饭parents 名词 意为父母sister 名词 意为妹妹watch 动词 意为看该句使用了watch,而不是watches,是因为i,则就是就近原则。就近原则也称“邻近原则”“就近一致原则”，即：谓语与靠近的名词、代词（有时不一定是主语）在“人称、数”上一致。与其相对的还有“就远原则”。

His sister____watch TV. A.want to B.wants to C.want D.wants选BHis sister是第三人称单数形式，谓语动词要与之保持一致，只有选项B.wants to符合句意的选项,排除选项A。want to do sth是固定词组，所以，排除选项C和选项D.

is playingreadworkDoes watchwalks doesn"t taketo get up (it"s time to do something)cleanam doingto findlivingis writingiscomes(从第一句话时态看出应用一般现在时)knowstakesfor(for+时间段嘛)askanygoto findis waiting看看时态方面的语法，初一应该是一般现在时背背，一定要记住的固定的搭配多做做题目就记住了

watches doesn"t have

你好:依次填写:1 watch2 need3 never4 gave5 close6 hotel7 shouted 8 told 希望对您有帮助! 满意请采纳!

was bought a watch

Were you listening to the music while your sister watched tv at 6.00 yesterday evening你妹妹昨晚6点钟看电视的时候你是不是正在听音乐？

doesn"t haveWhat does

aredo wantselldoesn"t havehassellingshoesare如果只是简单填词的话，以上应该可以吧。如果是在一定语境的话，就要考虑时态了。比如最后一个可以说they were under the bed.当然啦，如果没有上下文，只有单个句子的话，以上足够了。

是“表姐妹”的意思

You give my go!你给我滚!

how old are you ? 怎么老是你？1 ． we two who and who ？ > 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2 ． how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3 ． you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you 你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你 4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 6 ． you me you me 彼此彼此 7 ． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8 ． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知 … 9 ． WATCH SISTER > 表妹 10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse"s sons can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11 ． American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12 ． heart flower angry open 心花怒放 13 ． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 14 ．小明： I am sorry! 老外： I am sorry too! 小明： I am sorry three! 老外： What are you sorry for? 小明： I am sorry five! 15 ． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 16 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年 25 。 17 ． you have two down son 。你有两下子。 18 ． as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！

want to

区别为：my sister"s 是单数所有格，表示我妹妹的......东西。my sisters 指的是一个群体，是复数，表示姐妹们。例句：my sister"s1、My sister"s given me this brilliant book. 我的姐姐给了我这本非常好看的书。2、My sister"s taste in dresses is adverse to my own. 我妹妹的服饰审美观完全与我相反。my sisters1、Both of my sisters moved even farther away from home.我的两个姐姐都搬得离家更远了。2、"Hey, is there anything the matter with my sisters?" — "Is that why you"re phoning?"“喂，我的姐妹们没事儿吧？”——“你打电话就为这个？”

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1.这个女孩除了收集歌星的海报,什么都不考虑.Thegirl(thinkabout)nothing(exceptcollecting)posterofsingers2.这个男孩长大以后,想当一个摄影师(Whentheboygrowsup),hewantstobeaphotographer3.过去每天晚上我常跟姐姐一起看星星.(Iusedtowatchthestars)withmysistereverynight4.当妈妈正在做饭时,电话响了.(WhileMomwascooking),thetelephonerang.

My sister is watching TV . Am I cleaning the room? 若正确

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Do you usually watch TV alone? 你总是独自看电视吗？

1. watching watches 2. daughter 3. riding 4. listens does drawing 5. going 6. does bike

I wanted to buy a wacth for my sister

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