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1. 关于春节的唯美英语诗词
There"s music in the air,
A magic and a beauty
For everyone to share.
And in this New year message,
There are lots of withes,too,
That New year and all days
Will be happy ones for you.
新年已降临.
天际奏乐章;
奇迹与美景,
众人共赏心.
新年传佳音,
祝愿含温情.
新年与平素,
福乐永泌心.
2. 关于新年的英文句子
新年祝福英语我这里有几句May the coming New Year bring you joy, love and peace. 愿新年为你带来快乐,友爱和宁静。
I hope you have a most happy and prosperous New Year. 谨祝新年快乐幸福,大吉大利。 Good health, good luck and much happiness throughout the year. 恭祝健康、幸运,新年快乐。
Wishing you happiness during the holidays and throughout the New Year. 祝节日快乐,新年幸福。
3. 关于春节的英文句子7句
Spring Festival is the most important festival in China .In the evening before the Spring Festival ,families get together and have a big meal .In many places people like to set off firecrackers .Dumplings are the most traditional food .Children like the festival very much ,because they can have delicious food and wear new clothes .They can also get some money from their parents. This money is given to children for good luck . People put New Year scrolls on the wall for good fortune .
1.春节是中国最最重要的节日.2.春节前乙天的晚上,一家人都聚在一起吃晚饭.3.许多人都喜欢(在这时候)放炮竹.4.饺子是传统的实物. 5.小孩子非常喜欢这个节日,因为他们能吃到很多美味的食物,穿漂亮的衣服.6.他们还能收到父母给的压岁钱.7这些钱能给孩子带来好运.8人民也会把新年的画挂在墙上,为了来年的好运.
4. 有关春节的英语句子
春节 The Spring Festival 农历 lunar calendar 正月 lunar January; the first month by lunar calendar 除夕 New Year"s Eve; eve of lunar New Year 初一 the beginning of New Year 元宵节 The Lantern Festival Customs: 过年 Guo-nian; have the Spring Festival 对联 poetic couplet: two successive rhyming lines in poetry 春联 Spring Festival couplets 剪纸 paper-cuts 年画 New Year paintings 买年货 special purchases for the Spring Festival do Spring Festival shopping 敬酒 propose a toast 灯笼 lantern: a portable light 烟花 fireworks 爆竹 firecrackers (People scare off evil spirits and ghosts with the loud pop.) 红包 red packets (cash wrapped up in red paper, symbolize fortune and wealth in the coming year.) 舞狮 lion dance (The lion is believed to be able to dispel evil and bring good luck.) 舞龙 dragon dance (to expect good weather and good harvests) 戏曲 traditional opera 杂耍 variety show; vaudeville 灯谜 riddles written on lanterns 灯会 exhibit of lanterns 守岁 staying-up 拜年 pay New Year"s call; give New Year"s greetings; New Year"s visit 禁忌 taboo 去晦气 get rid of the ill- fortune 祭祖宗 offer sacrifices to one"s ancestors 压岁钱 gift money; money given to children as a lunar New Year gift Culture Note: In the old days, New Year"s money was given in the form of one hundred copper coins strung together on a red string and symbolized the hope that one would live to be a hundred years old. Today, money is placed inside red envelopes in denominations considered auspicious and given to represent luck and wealth 辞旧岁 bid farewell to the old year 扫房 spring cleaning; general house-cleaning Blessings: 金玉满堂 Treasures fill the home 生意兴隆 Business flourishes 岁岁平安 Peace all year round 恭喜发财 Wishing you prosperity 和气生财 Harmony brings wealth 心想事成 May all your wishes come true 吉祥如意 Everything goes well 国泰民安 The country flourishes and people live in peace 招财进宝 Money and treasures will be plentiful 一帆风顺 Wishing you every success 步步高升 Promoting to a higher position 出入平安 Safe trip wherever you go 祝你新的一年快乐幸福: Wish you happiness and prosperity in the coming year! 事业成功,家庭美满: Wish you success in your career and happiness of your family! Food names: 年糕 Nian-gao; rise cake; New Year cake 团圆饭 family reunion dinner 年夜饭 the dinner on New Year"s Eve 饺子 Jiao-zi; Chinese meat ravioli;dumpling 汤圆 Tang-yuan; dumplings made of sweet rice, rolled into balls and stuffed with either sweet or spicy fillings 八宝饭 eight treasures rice pudding 糖果盘 candy tray: 什锦糖 assorted candies - sweet and fortune 蜜冬瓜 candied winter melon - growth and good health 西瓜子 red melon seed - joy, happiness, truth and sincerity 金桔 cumquat - prosperity 糖莲子 candied lotus seed - many descendents to come 糖藕 candied lotus root - fulfilling love relationship 红枣 red wjdates - prosperity 花生糖 peanut candy - sweet。
5. 关于春节的英文小诗歌
Although it is generally agreed that the Christmas tree in its current form came from Germany in the early 19th century, the tradition of decorating a tree to mark winter celebrations dates back hundreds of years to Roman times, when they used to decorate evergreen trees with small pieces of metal to celebrate Saturnalia.In medieval times the "Paradise Play" was performed every year on 24 December. This depicted the creation of Man and the fall of Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden and always included an evergreen hung with apples which represented the apple tree of temptation.There is a legend that St Boniface, an English monk, came upon a group of pagans gathered around an oak tree who were preparing to sacrifice a child to the God Thor. In order to stop the sacrifice, and save the child"s life, St Boniface is said to have felled the tree with one blow of his fist. Later on, a fir tree grew in place of the oak and this, St Boniface told the pagans, was the Tree of Life and represented the Christ Child.Legend also suggests that, in the late 16th century, Martin Luther (the founder of the Protestant religion) was the first to decorate an indoor tree with candles when he attempted to recreate the stars shining over a forest of evergreens.The first mention of decorated trees being taken indoors came in 1605 in Germany - a country with a long Christmas tree history! The trees were initially decorated with fruit and sweets together with hand made objects such as quilled snowflakes and stars. German Christmas Markets began to sell shaped gingerbreads and wax ornaments which people bought as souvenirs of the fair and took home to hang on their tree.Tinsel was also invented in Germany in about 1610. Up until fairly recently real silver was used, which was pulled into wafer thin strips by special machines. This was durable but tarnished quickly and many experiments took place to try and find an alternative - including a mix of lead and tin, which was too heavy and kept breaking. It was only in the mid 20th century that a viable alternative was found.Artificial trees were invented in the 1880"s in a bid to try and stop some of the damage being caused to real trees due to people lopping the tip off large trees, thus preventing the trees from growing any further. It got so bad in Germany that laws had to be brought in to prevent people having more than one tree.Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, is credited with being responsible for introducing the custom of the Christmas tree to the British public by decorating the first English Christmas tree at Windsor Castle in 1841 using candles, sweets, fruit and gingerbread.The popularity of the Christmas tree grew in Britain during the first half of the 20th century, with trees becoming bigger and more elaborately decorated with bells, baubles and tinsel. However, the onset of the Second World War resulted in a ban on cutting down trees for decoration and people resorted to having small, artificial tabletop trees bearing home made decorations. These were often taken down into the air raid shelters when the sirens sounded to provide a bit of Christmas cheer!This all changed following the war, and large trees were erected in many public places to celebrate Christmas. The most famous of these is the tree in Trafalgar Square, London which is an annual gift from the Norwegian government to give thanks for the help they received from Britain during the war.。
6. 关于春节的英语句子有哪些
beautiful wish to you and your family --- live a happy life and everything goes well.
A happy New Year to you.
恭贺新年。
Allow me to congratulate you on the arrival of the New Year and to extend to
you all my best wishes for your perfect health and lasting prosperity.
恭贺新禧,祝身体健康、事业发达。
At such a wonderful moment, I send you a gentle and warm care and wish: May every day be brilliant for you!
Best wishes for the holidays and happiness throughout the New Year.
恭贺新禧,万事如意。
Good health, good luck and much happiness throughout the year.
恭祝健康、幸运,新年快乐。
Good luck and great success in the coming New Year.
祝来年好运,并取得更大的成就。
I give you endless brand-new good wishes. Please accept them as a new
remembrance of our lasting friendship.
给你我无尽的新的祝福,让它们成为我们永恒友谊的新的纪念。
I hope you have a most happy and prosperous New Year.
谨祝新年快乐幸福,大吉大利。
7. 有关春节的英语谚语,古诗等
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.不善始者不善终。
A bad workman always blames his tools.不会撑船怪河弯。 A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush. 一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。
A bad thing never dies.遗臭万年。 A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.吹牛与说谎本是同宗。
A bully is always a coward.色厉内荏 A burden of one"s choice is not felt.爱挑的担子不嫌重。 A candle lights others and consumes itself.蜡烛照亮别人毁灭了自己。
Close mouth catches no flies.病从口入 A cat has 9 lives.猫有九条命。 A cat may look at a king.人人平等。
A constant guest is never welcome.常客令人厌。 Actions speak louder than words事实胜于雄辩。
Adversity leads to prosperity.穷则思变。 Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.逆境出人才。
A fair death honors the whole life.死得其所,流芳百世。 A faithful friend is hard to find.知音难觅。
A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑,长一智。 A fox may grow gray, but never good.江山易改,本性难移。
A friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真情。 A friend is easier lost than found.得朋友难,失朋友易。
A friend is never known till a man has need.需要之时方知友。 A friend without faults will never be found.没有十全十美的 ‘After you" is good manners.您先请”是礼貌。
A good beginning is half done.良好的开端是成功的一半。 A good beginning makes a good ending.善始者善终。
A good book is a good friend.好书如挚友。 A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. 一本好书,相伴一生。
A good conscience is a soft pillow.不做亏心事,不怕鬼叫门。 A good fame is better than a good face. 美名胜过美貌。
A good husband makes a good wife.夫善则妻贤。 A good medicine tastes bitter.良药苦口。
A good wife health is a man"s best wealth. 妻贤身体好是男人最大的财富。 A great talker is a great liar.说大话者多谎言。
A light heart lives long.静以修身。 A hedge between keeps friendship green.君子之交淡如水。
A joke never gains an enemy but loses a friend. 戏谑不能化敌为友,只能使人失去朋友。 A leopard cannot change its spots.积习难改。
A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth说谎者即使讲真话也没人相信。 A little body often harbors a great soul.浓缩的都是精品。
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.一知半解,自欺欺人。 A little pot is soon hot.狗肚子盛不得四两油。
All are brave when the enemy flies.敌人逃窜时,人人都成了勇士。 All good things come to an end.天下没有不散的筵席。
All rivers run into sea.海纳百川。All roads lead to Rome.条条大路通罗马。
All that ends well is well.结果好,就一切都好。 All that glitters is not gold.闪光的不一定都是金子。
All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事总是由难而易。 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 只会用功不玩耍,聪明孩子也变傻。
A man becomes learned by asking questions.不耻下问才能有学问。 A man can do no more than he can.凡事都应量力而行。
A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.一心不能二用。 A man is known by his friends.什么人交什么朋友。
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. 光说空话不做事,犹如花园光长刺。 A man without money is no man at all一分钱难倒英雄汉。
A merry heart goes all the way.心旷神怡,事事顺利。 A miss is as good as a mile. 失之毫厘,差之千里。
A mother"s love never changes.母爱永恒。 An apple a day keeps the doctor away.一天一苹果,不用请医生。
A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火。 An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.以眼还眼,以牙还牙。
An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在于晨。 An old dog cannot learn new tricks.老狗学不出新把戏。
An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom.聪明才智,不如运气。 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.预防为主,治疗为辅。
A rolling stone gathers no moss.滚石不生苔,转业不聚财。 As a man sows, so he shall reap.种瓜得瓜,种豆得豆。
A single flower does not make a spring.一花独放不是春百花齐放春满园。 A snow year, a rich year.瑞雪兆丰年。
A sound mind in a sound body.健全的精神寓于健康的身体。 A still tongue makes a wise head.寡言者智。
A stitch in time saves nine.小洞不补,大洞吃苦。 A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.身正不怕影子斜。
A wise head makes a close mouth.真人不露相,露相非真人。 A word spoken is past recalling.一言既出,驷马难追。
A year"s plan starts with spring.一年之计在于春。 A young idler, an old beggar.少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。
Bad news has wings.好事不出门,坏事传千里。 Barking dogs seldom bite.吠犬不咬人。
Beauty lies in the love"s eyes.情人眼里出西施。 Be swift to hear, slow to speak.听宜敏。
8. 关于春节的英语文章或诗歌
Although it is generally agreed that the Christmas tree in its current form came from Germany in the early 19th century, the tradition of decorating a tree to mark winter celebrations dates back hundreds of years to Roman times, when they used to decorate evergreen trees with small pieces of metal to celebrate Saturnalia.In medieval times the "Paradise Play" was performed every year on 24 December. This depicted the creation of Man and the fall of Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden and always included an evergreen hung with apples which represented the apple tree of temptation.There is a legend that St Boniface, an English monk, came upon a group of pagans gathered around an oak tree who were preparing to sacrifice a child to the God Thor. In order to stop the sacrifice, and save the child"s life, St Boniface is said to have felled the tree with one blow of his fist. Later on, a fir tree grew in place of the oak and this, St Boniface told the pagans, was the Tree of Life and represented the Christ Child.Legend also suggests that, in the late 16th c
peace war found 连起来怎么读,什么意思?
屁是我放的2023-07-03 13:07:155
屁是我放的英语怎么读?
和平战争发现:因为这三个词的发音与普通话相似,“屁是我的屁。”2023-07-03 13:07:409
和平peace,战争war,发现found,把这三个单词连起来大声读三遍,啥意思
屁是我放的2023-07-03 13:08:173
战争peace,战役war.发明found,怎么读
整人:和平peace(屁是-谐音)战争war(我-谐音)建立found(放的-谐音)合起来读为: peace war found.(屁是我放的)2023-07-03 13:08:332
peacewarfound是什么意思?
分类: 外语/出国 问题描述: peacewarfound是什么意思? 解析: peace war found? 战争,和平,建立?感觉有点乱七八糟的 大概是想表达和平建立于战争,通过战争才能实现和平的意思吧。。。 。。。2023-07-03 13:08:391
peace war found什么意思
和平基金2023-07-03 13:08:473
和平peace,战争war,发现found,把这三个单词连起来大声读三遍,啥意思
这应该是一句骂人的话吧屁是我放的。。2023-07-03 13:08:562
英文 Peace(和平) War(战争)Found(建立) 三个单词连在一起怎么读?换成中文又有什么含义?
嗯,屁事你放的U0001f61c2023-07-03 13:09:0710
和平peace,战争war,发现found,把这三个单词连起来大声读三遍,啥意思
屁是你(我)放的就是这样2023-07-03 13:09:364
peace war found是什么意思
peacewarfound?战争,和平,建立?感觉有点乱七八糟的大概是想表达和平建立于战争,通过战争才能实现和平的意思吧。。。。。。2023-07-03 13:09:562
peacewarfound是啥意思?
(屁是我放的)。2023-07-03 13:10:073
peace war found怎么读
Peace war found 网络 和平 战争 发现;2023-07-03 13:10:141
在伊拉克战争时期,有三个英语单词是用的最多的,和平Peace,战争War和发现Found,在这
屁是我放的!!哈哈2023-07-03 13:10:234
英语翻译 peace war found翻译成中文, 快答,
楼主说的是个谐音,开玩笑用的吧,念peace war found的时候确实很像普通话的“屁是我放的”……跟英语本身“找到和平的战争”的意思没有任何联系. 以后请不要拿这些笑话发上来好吗?2023-07-03 13:10:291
和平peace,战争war,发现found,把这三个单词连起来大声读三遍,啥意思
掌握三个词中元音的发音2023-07-03 13:10:381
翻译一下Piece War Found!
楼主说的是个谐音,开玩笑用的吧,念peace war found的时候确实很像普通话的“屁是我放的”……跟英语本身“找到和平的战争”的意思没有任何联系。2023-07-03 13:10:461
peace war find怎么读
百度一下···2023-07-03 13:10:598
peace war found翻译成中文,快快快???
和平战争被找出2023-07-03 13:11:253
伊拉克战争期间美国报纸最流行的三个词:和平Peace,战争War,发现Found,把这3个英文单词连起
屁是谁放的?你?还是我?2023-07-03 13:11:334
把和平peace,战争war.发现found,把这三个英文单词连起来大声读三遍,会揭开一个重大历史谜团 是什么意思
建议给czzmdhn最佳答案, 的确是屁是你放的2023-07-03 13:11:533
9923英文连起来读什么意思
开玩笑用的吧,念peacewarfound的时候确实很像普通话的“屁是我放的”……跟英语本身“找到和平的战争”的意思没有任何联系。2023-07-03 13:12:001
搞笑语言
1.八戒,别以为你站在路灯下就是夜明猪了.2.每当我错过一个女孩,我就在山上放一块砖,于是,这世界便有了长城。3.高考成绩出来了,老师长出一口气对我说:其实没考上,对你和大学都是一种幸福。4.拜托不要叫他动脑子好不好--左脑全是水,右脑全是面粉,不动便罢了,一动全是浆糊。5.孔子不能解决的问题,老子帮你解决。6.没有不透风的墙,没有不能上吊的梁。7.我一失足成大瘸子,再回首又闪了腰。8.我不喜欢整理房间,他们都叫我乱室英雄。希望似火,失望如烟,人生就是七处点火,八处冒烟……你说你会等我回来,你确实等了,还找了一个人一起等。名人就是出名前别人不知道他是谁,出名后他不知道自己是谁的人。我的世界忽然开始下雪,天啊!请不要在我身旁梳头发了。我喜欢交朋友,尤其是女朋友。愚者坐以待毙,智者坐以待币。一个胖子居然自称自己不是个粗人。真羡慕你这么年轻就认识我了。1、我昨晚做了个梦,梦见太白金星告诉我很多天机!原来咱俩五百年前都是神仙。我哭了,我都想起来了!啸天,我是二郎啊!你还记得我么,啸天!这几百年还好吗?2、不要跟我狂,我大哥秦始皇!不要跟我装,我后台党中央,不信你不服输,拉登是我叔,先轰炸后下毒,你要再不服,户籍民警是我姑,把你户口改成猪!3、我***多么爱你,你***爱理不理;我***对你放电,你***装没看见;我***准备跳楼,你***才肯回头;你***回心转意,我***刚好落地!4、当流星恋上大地不惜陨落,只为那片刻亲近;当行云爱上流水不惜下坠,只为一解相思情;当俺想起你,不惜一毛钱,为了提前告诉你:小p孩,六一节快乐!5、你拉着一头猪逛街,很幸福的样子。我经过,满怀同情地说:“看一个人的档次,就看他跟谁在一起。”话未说完,就看见猪很鄙夷的弃你而去。6、一日文你是不是猪,你回答不是,被扁--不诚实!翌日问你是不是猪,你回答是,被痛扁--不谦虚!三日问你是不是猪,你不吭声,被狂扁--是猪还这么拽!!!7、月底如果还有话费用不掉,就请跟我念这个绕口令:一级难度:发废话挥话费。二级难度:话费会挥发。三级难度:发挥废话挥发话费!8、大学生=吃饭+睡觉+谈恋爱 猪=吃饭+睡觉 所以 大学生=猪+谈恋爱 以上推出 大学生-谈恋爱=猪即大学生不谈恋爱的是猪。9、有情的天,有情的地,有情的我等待你。孤枕难眠思念你:爱你+想你+盼你+念你+等你=我不能没有你,爱的就是你---喜之郎cici果冻!10、神阿,替我祝福吧,祝福那些忘了我,不跟我联系,不给我打电话,不发短信给我,不想念我,不惦记我的人的手机都掉进马桶里吧。阿门!顺便放水冲一下!11、每个城市都会下雨,就像我走到哪里都会想你,思念是一种果实,甜中带酸,盛产在夜里,满满的回忆,带着不确定的心情 想你 想你想扁死你~~~12、怎么回事刚才打你手机,铃声响后提示音说:用户正在吃草,请勿打扰!真不敢相信,再次拨打又说:你所打的用户已经送往屠宰场,请稍后分享!你没出事吧?!13、没有你的天/不蓝/没有你的日子/心烦/没有你的生活/真难/啥时能够真正拥有你/我最亲爱的。。。。。。别美了,不是你,是钱!14、如果你的耳朵痒了,证明有人想念你;如果你的眼睛痒了,证明有人想见你;如果你的嘴唇痒了,证明有人想吻你;如果你的身体痒了。。。。别瞎想了,该洗澡了!!!15、那天我看见你了,你坐在太阳底下,好不自在。我问你在干嘛,你神秘一笑:“小点声,等我晒黑了就没人说我是白痴了!16、丘比特传说:一箭穿心代表一见钟情,两箭穿心代表两厢情愿,三箭代表三生有幸。。。我向你万箭齐发。。。小样儿,你就等着变刺猬吧!17、逆似丝姐桑嘴料接窝地银,窝似丝姐桑嘴西换逆地银,油逆载森遍窝酒块了逆部载窝森遍窝酒南郭,窝田田左蒙蒙岛逆窝一竟矮桑逆乐。呕买告德!窝法挫银乐!18、你知道吗?我昨晚又梦见你了,我们俩相互依偎在小河边,你看着我,我望着你。忽然,你抬起头,深情地对我说了三个字:“汪,汪,汪!”19、昨天做梦梦见你,真的,天是那样的蓝,海水那样的清澈。可爱的你在海里游泳,我在岸上那个小树枝捅捅你的背:哟,这小王八,可还挺硬!20、我是一棵葱,站在风雨中。谁敢拿我去蘸酱。K他老祖宗,走过难,闯过北。厕所后边喝过水,火车道上轧过腿,还和小猪亲过嘴,看啥看,亲你咋地!21、一天你获奖免费坐飞机旅行。悲:飞机失事。喜:有降落伞。悲:打不开。喜:地上有草垛。悲:上面有铁叉。喜:没落到叉子上。悲:也没落到草垛上。。。22、嘿!昨晚我梦到你在水里游泳。我一看急坏了就冲你喊快上来,没想到你都不睬我,竟然抬头瞪我一眼:吼啥子吼,没听说过死猪不怕开水烫吗?23、阁下莫非就是当年华山论剑武功独步天下罕有其匹号称一朵梨花压海棠的少林寺智障大师收养的小沙弥低能的爱犬旺财踩扁的蟑螂小强曾滚过的一个粪球?24、脑白金说今天开学不逃课要逃就逃专业课。汇仁宝说他逃我也逃。大宝说今天你逃了吗?好迪说大家逃才是真的逃。高露洁说我们的目标是没人上课!25、天津版:“泥介四赶麻其呀?”“桑发员达管斯七!”“四元高还四备高?”“员高!”“员高,够牛笔地呀!”“牛笔麻呀!被墙见了!”26、伊拉克战争期间最流行的三个词:和平peace,战争war,发现found,把这三个单词连起来大声读三遍,你会破解一个历史悬案。27、如果秋天走了我会在雪地上等你,如果世界走了我会在天堂里爱你,如果你走了我会在泪水中想你。。。如果我走了。。。。。。饲料就在槽里,不要饿到自己!28、不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但玫瑰做到了,不是每一种树都能耐得住渴,但白杨做到了,不是每一头猪都能收到短信,但你做到了!29、我10在受不了,想你很9了,天天想见你,你8自己交给我吧,我绝不会7负你,让你永远6在我身边,5爱你爱到4,决不3心2意,我发誓只养你1头小猪!30、被人忽视?受人欺负?没人爱你?不要紧!就算这世上没人爱你、理你、重视你!我的大门依然为你敞开!成都市精神病院,给你一个五星级的家!31、想你的时候孤枕难眠,爱你的时候思绪万千,没有你的日子中孤单,我愿化作一只相思鸟,穿过千山万水,飞到你的头上拉上一堆屎,耶!32、思念就像巧克力,苦苦的!甜甜的!不敢想你!怕会想你!不敢说想你,怕更想你!其实,我真的真的好想你,好想你,变成一只猪!33、这可能是我最后几天给你发短信,我在犹豫要不要告诉你,我要去日本了,手续也都办好了。我不会忘记你,真的。我的了禽流感,党派我去传染。。。34、当魔鬼在你窗前拍打着玻璃,蛤蟆正钻进你的被窝,毒蛇在你头顶荡漾,蚯蚓在你脚趾穿梭,蜈蚣已爬进你的鼻孔,别怕!我正骑着蜗牛赶来救你了!驾!驾!35、唐僧师徒取经途中遇见一美丽女子,八戒看了定要娶她为妻,悟空怀疑是妖精,唐僧说没关系,发条短信试探一下,不回信息是妖精,回的让她嫁给八戒!36、我们的缘分始于千年以前,那年的秋天,我们在落叶如火的枫林里嬉戏,你追着我,最后当你追上我时,你亲切地咬了我一口,那时,我叫吕洞宾。37、我一直是江湖中不知名的侠客,直到有一天遇到了传说中最神秘的你,竟然叫出了你的名字,从此,我在江湖上也有了响当当的名号:知猪侠!38、算道题目,1到8选一数为A,将A加3减2得B,B乘9得C;C个位与十位相加得D,D乘50得E,E减200得F,F暗示了你的一生,很灵的!39、昨晚梦见你在唱歌!你的歌声很甜,你那多愁善感的表情打动了我,我差点发誓爱你一万年,但我没敢,因为你正对着一头驴唱到:长大后我就成了你!40、传说对流星许愿很灵,我每天等它,那天我终于看见流星,在它落下前闭眼许愿,希望你从白痴变得聪明些,我睁开眼睛惊奇的发现,流星顺着原路飞回去了!41、月圆之夜,华山之颠,孤立一人,象是神仙?长发飘飘,目光深远,手持一物,直指云天!缓缓收回,慢慢伸展,三圈之后,仰首大喊:“中国联通,没信号!”42、若我有一颗糖,我会送给你,因为我想你快乐;若我有两颗糖,我们就一人一颗,我想我们一起快乐;若我有三颗糖,我会送你两颗,因为我希望你蛀牙比我多!43、雨下的断断续续,引起我无限的思绪~~说白了就是想你!等到风和日丽,我还带你去那片绿草地。但事先和你约定:只准吃草不准拱地!44、元旦了,也没啥送你,就把兜里所有的零钱都换成钢蹦给你,有人欺负你,就拿钢崩砸他,让他知道咱有钱人的厉害,别忘了砸完后再捡回来,咱还要过日子呢!2023-07-03 13:12:371
一句能逗人笑的巧妙语言
人生并非麻将牌,输了推倒可重来。上场就得用心打,不悔生活大舞台。现实生活中的小事也是这样,高高的堂叔到我家串门的时候,总会开着玩笑说:“长的太高了也别扭,到了谁家里都得低着头才能进去。”说着就低着头迈进了门槛,往往我母亲就会接上一句:“是因为你长的高了,俺这门容不下你。”不知是表扬,还是批评,总会引来一阵阵笑声。假如堂叔到我家进门时不低头,必然就会碰着头,自己造成了小痛苦,别人也跟着不自在,哪还有低着头走进去换来的那种欢笑?记得前些年我到石林、桂林游览时,遇到了一个个美丽自然的石洞,洞口都比平常人低,奇特的造型充满了神秘和诱惑,这就是需要我们低头的时候。假若不进去,就不知里面有什么风景和奇特的构造,有时还会留下遗憾;假如进洞口时不低头,就会被碰头甚而被碰得头破血流。这个时候,无论怎么显赫、富有的人物,都低下了昂贵的头,弯下了最贵的腰,去探寻石洞里的风景。( 文章阅读网:www.sanwen.net )这些看来都是生活中再平常不过的小事,却说明了一个道理,现实生活中,在我们实现美好理想和远大目标的征途上,有时需要我们昂首阔步,奋勇前进;有时需要我们低头弯腰,才能跨过这道关键的门槛,获得成功。智者懂得:能低者,方能高,能屈者,方能伸。你是一个太重感情的女人吗?每晚9点半,我都会在这里陪伴着你。喜欢夜叔,就把【睡前伴你夜听】分享给身边的朋友一起关注吧,晚安!管它哪根葱与蒜,拿着自已常开涮。平凡日子开心过,赚得笑声一串串。睡前原谅一切,醒后便是重生。怨恨终是包袱,不如随手就扔。天凉早早穿秋裤,老来防寒保温度。羡慕美女不畏冷,依旧裙装走猫步。又到蟹肥菊花黄,邀来好友聚一场。人生难得几知己,醉在今宵又何妨。昨天已去不可追,明日未到你别催。今天找点高兴事,兄弟一起喝几杯。处世之道本无奇,多交朋友少树敌。开心切忌小心眼,待人还须大肚皮。诚心待友莫相欺,生人面前少装逼。人生也就几十年,何苦虚假玩心机。古人三上读书忙,如今四处刷屏狂。两耳不闻身边事,一心只怕电池黄。几多明星台上走,其实良心早喂狗。崔哥奋起撕画皮,国人一见发怒吼。岁月不曾把谁饶,老来多送一秃瓢。当年人前常扮酷,如今镜里莫细瞧。老来无事享清闲,不求功名不问钱,邀得小鸟作伴唱,曲终日落正堪眠。年纪已经不少,就是不肯服老。每天找点快乐,哪有什么烦恼。吃穿不用挠头,还有小酒润喉。太阳每天升起,发个啥子闲愁。偶尔笑笑人家,也被人家笑笑。人生不过如此,何必斤斤计较。天作铺盖地当床,聚啸山林称大王。饥餐渴饮开心过,无车无房又何妨。如今五行总缺土,自知命中常差钱。正好生活平淡过,坚持少放油与盐。红尘往事万万千,到头终将化云烟。老夫爱把葫芦抱,不辞长作酒中仙。秋来葫芦黄,人老鬓染霜。世事皆明了,是非肚里装。喝酒不怕醉,穿衣莫嫌贵。日子开心过,问心也无愧。2023-07-03 13:13:068
请提供一些兄弟之间比较幽默诙谐的新短信
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)普通的屁屁 (__!__)胖胖的屁屁 (!)紧绷的屁屁 (_._)平坦的屁屁 (_*_)发炎的屁屁太阳怀了孕,打一首歌。嘻嘻……(月亮惹的祸)嘛!黄瓜失恋痛哭,茄子安慰她:爱情不单只是甜美、只是沉醉,还有心碎、还有流泪。唉!谁让你爱上洋葱的?老师说:找两人我要班花。于是投票评选班花,闹了一节课,选出最漂亮的俩女生。老师说:去教务处,搬花!蚊子飞到熟睡宝宝屁股上,爸爸赶走蚊子抹上花露水。宝宝惊醒大叫:妈,蚊子刚才在我的屁股上撒了一泡尿!男人生来就有罪,做事不能怕累,约会当然你付费,甜言蜜语要死背,什么错都是你的不对。一男要跳楼,其妻大喊道:亲爱的别冲动,我们的路还长着呢!男子听后,嗖地跳了下去。警察说:你真不该这样威胁他!糯米饭跟包子打架打输了,很不服气走在路上碰见了烧卖劈头就打,只见烧卖立即脱掉外衣,气愤的说其实我是卧底!你是我心中的玫瑰,可惜谢了;你是天上的月亮,可惜被云遮住了;你是嫦娥下凡,可惜脸先着地了.祖母和孙女在诊室里。解开衣服,医生对漂亮的姑娘说。不,大夫,老太太说:我是病人。是吗?那么伸出舌头。人是因为缺乏判断力而结婚;人也是因为缺乏耐力而离婚;人更是因为缺乏记忆力而再婚。你的脸比陈世美还美你的眼比诸葛亮还亮;我的爱比鲁智深还深我的情比关云长还长,但我的诺言比孙悟空还空。某老太生前爱打麻将,死后儿女提议送麻将陪葬,一女却担忧:万一人手不够她来叫我们怎么办?街边美女一挥手,路灯也要瞅一瞅;街边美女二挥手,高楼都想亲一口;街边美女三挥手,地球刹车往回走。一对夫妇共生8胎,依次为桂花、茶花、梅花、菊花、黄花、草花、野花,最后一个叫没钱花。花花世界,花花心,花的男人骗人心,达到目的就变心,要想不再伤心,彻底对男人死心!你怒气冲冲的冲进某单位,嚷道:这里是动物保护协会吗?工作人员:是啊,请问是谁欺负你了?班上有个男生是出名的娘娘腔,一次美术课老师让做泥人,他喊:我要做个男的!同桌在边上接了一句:唉,你终于想通了。山外青山楼外楼, 你不理我我不愁, 天下美女到处有, 随时会把我收留.大一,兔子不吃卧边草;大二,好马不吃回头草;大三,天涯何处无芳草;大四,疾风知劲草。追你追你我追你,就象猎人追狐狸;亲你亲你我亲你,就象老汉啃玉米。八戒遇月老问:靠!月老!为何让我跟高家玉兰分离。月老道:她是人,你是妖,我怕你们的孩子生出是人妖下班就回家的是穷鬼,9点回家的是酒鬼,11点回家的是色鬼,2-3点回家的是赌鬼,不回家的是野鬼!风流潇洒是帅哥,一呼百应是大哥,出租司机是的哥,看短信的是PIG.有人说,女人象一本书,那么胖女人像什么书?[合订本]小明上课时总是睡觉,老师批评他:你可不可以不要睡觉!?小明回答:不行,因为我是特困生。现代人的生活状态:上今天的班,睡昨天的觉,花明天的钱。女为悦己者容,男为己悦者穷,若要双方互悦己,定是青蛙配恐龙关于大学里谈恋爱的酷诗一首:寂寞啊寂寞,不在寂寞中谈恋爱,就在寂寞中变态。美女复美女,美女何其多,你若待美女,无法讨老婆。一胖女士常常夸耀自己的身材好,非要老翟夸奖几句。老翟说:太丰满了,你怎么能把丰韵丹涂到腰部啦!不明白究竟是什么样的理由让我如此惦记着你,万语千言汇集成四个字:快还我钱!如果有一天我成为流氓,请告诉别人我曾经纯真过!自古以来,一条数学方程式是对的(A=B,B=C)所以A=C,你=动物,动物=猪,所以你=猪!神知道你口渴,创造了水,神知道你饿,创造了米,神知道你没有一个可爱的朋友,所以创造了我,然而神也知道这世上没有笨蛋,顺便创造了你。有人对我说:“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒!!我是了解你的!!这样的侮辱!简直太对不起猪了!!!!跳楼须知:留遗言到六楼;想残废到五楼;要住院到四楼;只吓人到三楼;玩武侠到二楼;看热闹请到一楼。一直对你情有独钟,你的面孔无时无刻浮现在我眼前!可我很穷不敢奢望,现在我有钱啦!可以大声说:老板,那猪头给我切一半!一江春水一江涛,一山更比一山高,发个信息给草包,草包准把手机掏,掏出手机低头看,发现自己是笨蛋!人会谈恋爱,不稀奇;牛会吃青草,不稀奇;猪会按手机,才神奇,猪就是猪。还按!真是个大笨猪!给你讲个故事,从前有个笨蛋,他非常笨,别人问他问题他只会回答“没有”,这个故事你听过吗?上联:看背影急煞千军万马,下联:转过头吓退各路诸候。横批:我的妈呀!做家具的是木材,懂诗词的是秀才,众人想的是钱财,被培养的是人才,女人要的是身材,发消息的是天才,正看短信的是蠢才。马和猪遇到老虎,掉头就跑,猪跑得慢,马喊:“蠢猪!手机抓在手里怎么跑得快!快扔!你如果收到本信息,证明你手机以感染病毒,请马上取出手机卡,用汽油刷洗。脑筋急转弯:一只猪过马路被车撞死了,为什么?告诉你吧,是猪不会急转弯。骏马啊,它有四条腿,大海啊,它全是水,看手机的傻子啊,他咧着嘴!爱你爱的我不能自拔,为你疯狂我彻夜难眠,你永远让我心动。只想对你说一句,我爱你-------足球.你因多次使用短信息,本短信中心现决定奖励你免费短信一条----你已看到了,满意吗?五一长假即将来临,为了本市的市容,请你放假期间务必呆在家中,千万别又出门吓着别人。头大脖子粗,越看越像猪。说你呢,正看短消息的那位。对面的小猪看过来,看过来呀看过来!不要对着手机发呆!见了骨头你就笑,急了你会把墙跳。生人来了拼命叫,看门看家你最好!我昨晚梦到我和你在海边散步,突然一条水怪跳出来抓住你刚想吃又把你扔了,我问它为什么不吃你,它答:“我怕生病”。多情是傻,无情最帅,痴情是蠢,绝情最酷。你这个孩子怎么这么不懂事?!看短信的就在这里,你怎么还要想去动物园看狗熊啊?冰冻三尺非一日之寒,垂涎三尺非一日之馋!耳朵痒吗?那代表我在想你,眼睛痒吗?那代表我想见你,嘴痒吗?那代表我想吻你,身体痒吗?那代表.....别瞎想了,都快长虱子了,赶快洗澡去吧今天是你的生日,所有女厕和女浴室均免费向您开放,欢迎光临!昨天我和朋友打了一个赌,我说:世界上没有比猪还笨的了。结果,我输了,原来这都怪你啊!你的皮肤如此富有光泽,你散发的香味如此难以抗拒,让我狠狠咬你一口吧,我亲爱的--红烧肉。有一种默契叫做心照不宣,有一种感觉叫做妙不可言,有一种幸福叫做有你相伴,有一种思念叫做望眼欲穿,有一个傻瓜会把短信读完。祝身体健康,牙齿掉光!一路顺风,半路失踪!一路走好,半路摔倒!天天愉快,经常变态!笑口常开,笑死活该!那天看到你在超市闲逛。你把手伸进能验价格的机器,结果显示:猪蹄8元,你以为机器出了问题,把头伸了进去,我一看差点笑死:猪头18元!稀奇稀奇真稀奇,七只乌龟在蹦迪,六只狮子下象棋,五只猴子在吃梨,四只驴子追舒琪,三只老鼠拍三级,两只螃蟹打太极,一只小猪看信息!一只猪和一只企鹅被关在-20℃的冷库里,第二天企鹅死了,猪没事.为什么?你不知道?对了,猪也不知道!你是阿莲?!我算一下:三寸金莲,四寸银莲,五寸铜莲,六寸铁莲---哇,一尺二寸就是阿莲!你知道吗?我昨晚梦到你了,我们漫步在小河边,相互依偎着,你低头凝视着我的眼睛,深情地说了三个字:汪汪汪。结婚是失误,离婚是觉悟,再婚是缪误,复婚是执迷不悟,生孩子是犯个大错误,一个人过什么都不耽误。做家具的是木材,懂诗词的是秀才,众人想的是钱财,看消息的是蠢才。唐僧带三个徒弟稍做休息时,唐僧到猪八戒近前看后愤然道:“你这猪头,居然还有闲情看短信息!”请走到最近的电线杆前面,对着上面的野广告大声说“我的病有救了”昨天晚上我做了个梦,梦见你掉进了臭粪坑,爬上后你竟说:到底是生了个好时代,连粪坑也香喷喷。正在删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯...新年佳节我送你一份有屎以来最重的礼物,你一定会大吃一斤,还要多多饱含,如觉分量不够,还请自便。以短消息消磨时间称为信生活,边发边收为信交往,狂发狂收为信高潮,只收不发为信冷淡,发错对象是信骚扰,收发不成功是信功能障碍!厕所对联:上:脚踏黄河两岸手拿机密文件, 下:前面机枪扫射后面炮火连天. 横批:爽一个神经病躺在床上唱歌,唱着唱着,翻了个身继续唱,医生问他:你唱就唱吧,翻身干吗呀?神经病说:傻瓜,A面唱完当然唱B面!初恋情人是全新版;旧情复燃是翻新版;婚前同居是试用版;新婚之夜是正版;金屋藏娇是珍藏版;爱上寡妇是修订版;勾引人妻是盗版.一醉汉不慎从三楼掉下,引来路人围观,一警察过来:发生什么事?醉汉:不清楚,我也是刚到.公车中,一位站着的孕妇对她身旁坐着的男子说:你不知道我怀孕了吗?只见男子很紧张地说:孩子不是我的!茶要喝浓的,直到淡而无味。酒要喝醉的,永远不想醒来。猪蹄要皮厚肉多的,噫,拿着手机的这只就不错!回家:填填肚子、交交票子、亲亲妻子、逗逗孩子;出门:照照镜子、约约女子、动动脑子、装装孙子。一日一醉汉酒后打车回家,伸手拦一辆110巡警车,并且嚷嚷道:就算你是一块一每公里,也没必要写那么大吗!!!2023-07-03 13:13:301
笑话&脑筋急转弯 急急!!!(多)
小红帽为什么没有胸部?……………………因为她奶奶被狼吃了2023-07-03 13:13:435
有一条短信,前面是一堆不认识的字,后面说:谁让你不好好念书的
[cp]别老吹说你学历有多高,多么多么有才华,不服试试朗读以下词语:嫖娼、觌氅、餮鼗、曩磲、蕤颥、鳎鹕、鲦鲻、耱貊、貘鍪、籴耋、瓞耵。 傻眼了吧,目瞪口呆了吧!重新定位一下自己吧:看看,是不是发现自己除了嫖娼什么都不会![/cp]2023-07-03 13:14:074
有谁愿意给我讲几个小笑?
厄 首先我想说 心情不好的话 不是听笑话就能真的好起来的 还是要靠自己啊 想象 有什么可不高兴的呢 你说是吧 1.从前有个人钓鱼,钓到了只鱿鱼。 鱿鱼求他:你放了我吧,别把我烤来吃啊。 那个人说:好的,那么我来考问你几个问题吧。 鱿鱼很开心说:你考吧你考吧! 然后这人就把鱿鱼给烤了.. 2:我曾经得过精神分裂症,但现在我们已经康复了。 3:一留学生在美国考驾照,前方路标提示左转,他不是很确定,问考官: “turn left?” 答:“right” 于是……挂了.. 4:有一天绿豆自杀从5楼跳下来,流了很多血,变成了红豆;一直流脓,又变成了黄豆;伤口结了疤,最后成了黑豆。 5:小明理了头发,第二天来到学校,同学们看到他的新发型,笑道:小明,你的头型好像个风筝哦!小明觉得很委屈,就跑到外面哭。哭着哭着~他就飞起来了………… 6:有个人长的像洋葱,走着走着就哭了……. 7:小企鹅有一天问他奶奶,“奶奶奶奶,我是不是一只企鹅啊?”“是啊,你当然是企鹅。”小企鹅又问爸爸,“爸爸爸爸,我是不是一只企鹅啊?”“是啊,你是企鹅啊,怎么了?”“可是,可是我怎么觉得那么冷呢?” 8:有一对玉米相爱了… 于是它们决定结婚… 结婚那天… 一个玉米找不到另一个玉米了… 这个玉米就问身旁的爆米花:你看到我们家玉米了吗? 爆米花:亲爱的,人家穿婚纱了嘛……. 9:音乐课上 老师弹了一首贝多芬的曲子 小明问小华:“你懂音乐吗?” 小华:“是的” 小明:“那你知道老师在弹什麼吗?” 小华: “钢琴。” 10:Q:有两个人掉到陷阱里了,死的人叫死人,活人叫什么?笑晕你!手机买家与卖家的经典对话买家:老板,这个手机的铃声怎么样?卖家:绝对能响!买家:掌柜的,这个手机的最大优点是什么?卖家:可以打电话。买家:哦!有什么缺点呢?卖家:不能剃须。买家:老板,有什么手机最耐用?卖家:只有相对耐用的,没有绝对耐用的。买家:为什么?卖家:你见过谁家有祖传的手机?买家:老板,有巧克力吗?卖家:有,德芙的,还有金帝的。买家:我是说手机!卖家:哦,经你这么一提醒我才知道我是卖手机的。买家:老板,那你再给说说怎么分辨原装电池和组装电池。卖家:你把电池扔到火堆里,原装的爆炸声音更响些。买家:这么贵的手机,我还不如买个笔记本电脑。卖家:也对,我想你站在人群中,把笔记本翻开,贴在耳朵边听电话的造型一定很酷。买家:老板,这个手机大概有多重?卖家:60多克。买家:哎!其他都好,我就是嫌太轻了。卖家:你可以绑在哑铃上使用。买家:哥哥,你给我说说智能手机和非智能手机有什么区别啊!卖家:就以闹钟为例,一般的手机到点就闹,闹得醒闹不醒不管,智能手机见闹不醒你,会打电话给你们单位领导请假。买家:哦!买家:老板,你们卖手机赚钱吗?卖家:那是相当的赚。买家:那一个月能赚多少?卖家:你先买部手机,让我先赚点钱,把昨天的饭钱结了再告诉你。如果你笑勒..请告诉我..!!! ^~^2023-07-03 13:14:185
搞笑短信
ddd2023-07-03 13:14:495
求好玩的笑话
是说出来的?还是拿来玩的?2023-07-03 13:15:1111
英语战争名言
1、所有的母亲都憎恨**。 All mother hated war. 2、**的目的必须是为了和平。 The purpose of war must be for the sake of peace. 3、机在于应事,战在于治气。 Machine is should do, is to treat gas. 4、没有好**,也没有坏和平。 Have no a good war or a bad peace. 5、袭击是游击**的基本作战形式。 Attack is the basic operational form of guerrilla warfare. 6、我从不主张**,除非为了和平。 I never advocated war unless for the sake of peace. 7、如果发生了核**,请忽略这一事件。 In the event of a nuclear war, please ignore this event. 8、爱情和**都是不择手段的。 All is fair in love and war. 9、兵在精而不在多,将在谋而不在勇。 Soldiers in the fine not much, will not yong. 10、最初的奋力一击,是**成功的分水岭。 The original struggled to blow, successful watershed is war. 11、有意义的战斗胜过无意义的生活。 Significant combat is better than a meaningless life. 12、**来临时,真理是第一个牺牲品。 The war came, and the truth is the first victim. 13、**使多数人流血,却养肥了少数人。 War makes most people bleeding, enriching the minority. 14、和平孕育着**,**孕育着和平。 Peace breeds war, war breeds peace. 15、**是骄傲之子,骄傲是财富之女。 War is the child of pride, and pride is the daughter of wealth. 16、决定**胜负的是人,而不是物。 Decide the outcome of war is people, not things. 17、历史会对我友好的,因为我正在创造历史。 History will be friendly to me, because I was made history. 18、不为**和毁灭效劳,而为和平与谅解服务。 Don"t do for war and destruction, and for peace and understanding. 19、只要还有一个德国人活下来,**就将继续。 As long as there is a German survived, the war will continue. 20、金钱是爱情的基础,也是**的资本。 Money is the foundation of love, is also the capital of the war. 21、我宁愿在岁而不是在或岁发动**。 I would rather in years, not in or go to war. 22、**也爱吃精美的食品,他带走好人,留下坏人。 War and love to eat nice food, he take a good man, leave the bad guys. 23、黄金和财富是**的主要根源。 Primary sources of gold and wealth is war. 24、只有胜利者,才能用**去换取和平。 Only the winner, with war for peace. 25、真正而持久的胜利就是和平,而不是**。 True and lasting victory is peace, not war. 26、如果我们不结束**,**会结束我们。 If we don"t end war, war will end us. 27、只有对那些需要**的人来说,**才是正义的。 Only for those who are in need of the war, the war is just. 28、赢得**只不过是使和平有一个良好的开端。 Win a war is to make peace with only a good place to start. 29、永远不要在敌人犯错误的时候打断他们。 Never interrupt the enemy to make mistakes. 30、生者有功挂玉印,死者谁复招孤魂。 The living active hang a jade seal, the dead who answer for the wandering soul. 31、**的目的是杀伤敌人,而不是消耗弹药。 The purpose of war is to kill your enemy, rather than consumption ammunition. 32、每一代都至少应该经历一场**的洗礼。 Each generation should at least through the baptism of a war. 33、没有军队可能就没有和平,有了军队可能就有了**。 There is no army could there is no peace, the army may have war. 34、从来就不存在好的**,也不存在坏的和平。 Never exist good war, there is no bad peace. 35、守卫他人的权利是人类最神圣和美丽的事情。 Defend the rights of others is the most sacred and beautiful things. 36、在恋爱和**中先发制人,都是天经地义的。 In love and war, P-emptive is granted. 37、没什么比中了弹却安然无恙更让人兴奋的事情了。 Nothing in the play is safe even more exciting. 38、任意对待被征服者是**给予征服者的权利。 Treating the conqueror is the right of war to the conqueror. 39、和平不是一厢情愿和单相思,更不是对合理**的回避。 Peace is not wishful thinking and unrequited love, more is not reasonable for the avoidance of war. 40、**重要的是求取**上的成果,而不是军事上的成功。 War is important to obtain the political achievements, rather than military success. 41、通过**手段比通过广开言路更能牢靠地维护**。 By means of war than through airing to firmly safeguard regime. 42、成功不是终点,失败也不是末日:这才能赋予我们继续的勇气。 Success is never a destination, failure is not the end of the: this can give us courage to continue. 43、所有的**都是内部的**,因为所有的人类都是兄弟。 All wars are internal war, because all human are all brothers. 44、再没有别的任何艺术或科学,比**艺术或**科学更困难的了。 There is no other any art or science, more difficult than war art or science. 45、一种最高的斗争形式。**是不流血的**,**是流血的**! A highest form of struggle. Politics is a bloodless war, war is bleeding politics! 46、**的先决条件是:以好斗为唯一美德,以求和为唯一耻辱。 War is a Prequisite for: aggressive as the only virtue, in order to and for the only shame. 47、**的发生往往是由于玩弄了危险的词句,由于刺激了民族的热情。 The occurrence of war is often the result of playing with a dangerous words due to stimulate the enthusiasm of the nation. 48、美德是一种**状态,我们生活于其中,就要常常与自己作斗争。 Virtue is a state of war, in which we live, will often fight with yourself. 49、**不是达到**目的手段,**必须消除,而不仅仅是限制。 War is not the way for political purposes, must eliminate, rather than just limit. 50、闲暇当然是一种幸福。因为,我们为了获得闲暇而工作,为了获得和平而**。 Leisure is a kind of happiness, of course. Because we work for a leisure, in order to achieve peace and war. 51、世界上是一片战场,在这战场上,只有当机立断的统帅才能取得胜利。 The world is a battlefield, in the battlefield, only decided commander can win. 52、我看见过挨饿的孩子。我看见过母亲和妻子们的悲痛。我痛恨**。 I seen a starving child. I have seen mothers and wives of grief. I hate war. 53、我只愿意牵你的手,不管**来了,地震发生了,世界要毁灭了,我都不会放手。 I just want to hold your hand, regardless of war, earthquake, to destroy the world, I will not let go. 54、**是人类之间互相的一种残杀,因此它一定是一个非常血腥、非常坏的一件事。 War is a kind of killing each other between human, so it must be a very bloody, very bad thing. 55、包括懦夫在内的任何人都可以发动**,但要结束**却得到胜利者的同意。 Including a coward, anyone can start a war, but the winner of the consent to end the war. 56、一般所想念的和平,大抵与没有**或**停止同一意义,这是并不正确的。 General longed for peace, and no war or stop the same meaning, this is not correct. 57、世上的暴君,若准备打一场**,不到万事俱备,总是要侈谈和平的。 The tyrant in the world, if ready to fight a war, not everything, always want to engage in the luxury of peace. 58、人民**必须向云雾一样,在任何地方也不凝结成一个反抗的核心。 The people"s war must be the same to the cloud and mist, nor anywhere condenses into the core of a rebel. 59、人们发现,劳动是最伟大的征服者,它比最辉煌的**更有把握使国家繁荣昌盛。 It has been found that labor is the greatest conqueror, it more than the most glorious war is sure to make the country prosperous. 60、我虽然是个反战主义者,但是为自卫,为抵抗强权的**,我却拥护,而且认为是必要的。 Although I was a pacifist, but for self-defense, for the war of resistance power, but I support, and that is necessary. 61、这是**中一条万古不易的公理,确保你自己的侧翼和后方,而设法迂回敌人的侧翼和后方。 This article is a war of ages is not easy to axiom, make sure your own flanks and rear, and managed to outflanking the enemy"s flanks and rear. 62、要进行**只有一个借口,即通过**我们可以生活在不受破坏的和平环境中。 Only an excuse for war, we can live in are not destroyed by war in the peaceful environment. 63、只要不失败就是胜利。这正是对抗强大的先进国家军事力量的人民**战略取得胜利的关键。 As long as you don"t fail is victory. This is the very advanced countries against the powerful forces of the people"s war strategy the key to success. 64、我们拍这个电影其实能够使唤起大家对这样一些,在**的洪流中献出他们生命的这些人的尊敬。 We made this film is to draw attention to some that the war gave their lives in the flood of these people"s respect. 65、我们可以失掉一场战役,不能失掉整个**。紫光要做的是百年老店,因此不必计较一时得失。 We can lose a battle, not to lose the war. Purple light to do is one hundred years old, so don"t care about gain and loss at the moment. 66、如果没有可能得到大量的财宝,如果得到的只有失败,那么聪明人也决不会发动**自己往里面栽。 If not likely to get a lot of treasures, if only failure, so the wise will not go to war to their own plant. 67、我真想发明一种具有那么可怕的大规模破坏力的特质或机器,以至于**将会因此而永远变为不可能的事情。 I want to invent a so terrible mass destructive characteristics or machine, that war will thus become impossible forever. 68、**不仅是一种**行为,而且是一种真正的**工具,是**交往的继续,是**交往通过另一种手段的实现。 War is not only a kind of political behavior, and it is a real political tool, is a continuation of the political exchanges, is the realization of political exchanges through another way. 69、两国关系好时,谁也感觉不到大使的存在。只有两国关系不好时,大使才受世人瞩目。**出名使。和平无名使。 Good relations between the two countries, who don"t feel the ambassador"s existence. Only bad relations between the two countries, the ambassador was graced. Famous make war. Peace of the unknown.2023-07-03 13:15:411
那里有幽默的笑话=短句/
我不要脸 不要尊严 我只要你----香港一个电视剧里的女人的台词我爱你的灵魂 也要你的routi----沈从文的原来我们是注定要在一起的----一部香港电影里的台词2023-07-03 13:15:524
有关和平的英文诗歌欣赏
英文诗歌有着丰厚的文化底蕴和历史文化渊源,读起来朗朗上口,且韵律优美,便于记忆。我精心收集了有关和平的英文诗歌,供大家欣赏学习! 有关和平的英文诗歌篇1 Guns, bombs, mines and tortures Form its massive sound But, within its power, within its might And within its fearful threats Peace is not to be found If we kill people, with whom will we live? The enemy is not a person; it lies within each of us Perhaps just perhaps it takes only one more person To shake the temple bell of compassion To light a candle of love, and to hold up their hand In courageous refusal to the enemies lurking within each of us To finally break the grip of violence over our world Then, truly then, peace will be found. 枪支、炸弹、地雷与酷刑 惊天动地 但,在其力量中,在其威力中, 在其骇人的威胁中, 我们无法觅得和平。 如果我们杀人,我们身边还将有谁? 我们的敌人不是某个人,它就在我们各自心中, 或许,只是或许,只需再多一个人, 去敲响怜悯的寺钟, 去点燃友爱的蜡烛,去举起他们的双手, 勇敢地制服, 潜伏在我们各自心中的敌人, 去最终消弭暴力对你我共有的世界的控制, 那时,真的要到那时,我们方能找到和平。 有关和平的英文诗歌篇2 On Peace咏和平 O Peace! and dost thou with thy presence bless 啊,和平!你可是前来祝福 The dwellings of this war-surrounded isle, 这被战火包围的岛国土疆? Soothing with placid brow our late distress, 你的慈容能减轻我们的痛苦, Making the triple kingdom brightly smile? 能使这三岛王国笑得开朗? Joyful I hail thy presence; and I hail 我欢呼你的来临;我也欢呼 The sweet companions that await on thee; 那些伺候你的、可爱的友伴; Complete my joy—let not my first wish fail, 让我高兴:让我如愿,满足, Let the sweet mountain nymph thy favourite be, 愿你喜爱这温柔的山林女仙; With England"s happiness proclaim Europa"s liberty. 凭英国的欢悦,宣布欧洲的自由! O Europe! let not sceptred tyrants see 欧洲呵!不能让暴君重来,不能再 That thou must shelter in thy former state; 让他见到你屈服于从前的状态; Keep thy chains burst, and boldly say thou art free; 打断锁链!高喊你不是狱囚! Give thy kings law—leave not uncurbed the great; 叫君主守法,给枭雄套上笼头! So with the honours past thou"lt win thy happier fate. 恐怖过去后,你的命运会好起来! 有关和平的英文诗歌篇3 和平之诗 Peace PoetryIf we kill people, with whom will we live? 如果我们杀人,我们身边还将有谁? The enemy is not a person; it lies within each of us. 我们的敌人不是某个人,它就在我们各自心中。 Perhap just perhap it takes only one more person. 或许,只是或许,只需再多一个人。 To shake the temple bell of compassion. 去敲响怜悯的寺钟。 To light a candle of love, and to hold up their hand. 去点燃友爱的蜡烛,去举起他们的双手。 In courageous refusal. 勇敢地制服。 to the enemies lurking within each of us. 潜伏在我们各自心中的敌人。 To finally break the grip of violence over our world. 去最终消弭暴力对你我共有的世界的控制。 Then, truly then, peace will be found. 那时,真的要到那时,我们方能找到和平。2023-07-03 13:16:091
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求字幕:WAR3冰峰第三章人类
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三人同舟英文佳句
1.英语名言佳句 1. A bosom friend afar brings a distant land near. 海内存知己,天涯若比邻。 2. A common danger causes common action. 同舟共济。3. A contented mind is a continual / perpetual feast. 知足常乐。 4. A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit. 吃一堑,长一智。5. A guest should suit the convenience of the host. 客随主便。 6. A letter from home is a priceless treasure. 家书抵万金。7. All rivers run into the sea. 殊途同归。 8. All time is no time when it is past. 机不可失,时不再来。9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 一日一个苹果,身体健康不求医。 10. As heroes think, so thought Bruce. 英雄所见略同。11. A young idler, an old beggar. 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。 12. Behind the mountains there are people to be found. 天外有天,山外有山。13. Bad luck often brings good luck. 塞翁失马,安知非福。 14. Bread is the stall of life. 面包是生命的支柱。(民以食为天。) 15. Business is business. 公事公办。16. Clumsy birds have to start flying early. 笨鸟先飞。 17. Courtesy costs nothing. 礼多人不怪。18. Custom makes all things easy. 习惯成自然。 19. Desire has no rest. 人的欲望无止境。20. Difficult the first time, easy the second. 一回生,二回熟。 21. Do not change horses in mid-stream. 别在河流中间换马。22. Do not have too many irons in the fire. 贪多嚼不烂。 23. Do not pull all your eggs in one basket. 别把所有的蛋都放在一个篮子里。(不要孤注一掷。) 24. Do not teach fish to swim. 不要班门弄斧。25. East or west, home is the best. 东奔西跑,还是家里好。 26. Experience is the best teacher. 实践出真知。27. Fact is stranger than fiction. 事实比虚构更离奇。 (大千世界,无奇不有。)28. Faith can move mountains. 信念能移山。 (精诚所至,金石为开。)29. First impressions are half the battle. 先入为主。 30. Give as good as one gets. 一报还一报。(以德报德,以怨还怨。) 31. Give everyone his due. 一视同仁。32. Good wine needs no bush. 酒香不怕巷子深。 33. Haste makes waste. 欲速则不达。(忙中常出错。) 34. He that promises too much means nothing. 轻诺者寡信。35. He who has an art has everywhere a part. 一招鲜,吃遍天。 36. He would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom. 千里之行始于足下。37. Home is where the heart is. 心在哪里,哪里就是家。 38. If you are not inside a house, you don not know about its leaking. 不在屋里,不知漏雨。(亲身经历才有体会。) 39. In peace prepare for war. 平时准备战时。(居安思危。) 40. It is never too late to mend. 亡羊补牢,犹未为晚。41. It six of one and half a dozen of the other. 彼此彼此。 42. Just has long arms. 天网恢恢,疏而不漏。43. Keep something for a rainy day. 未雨绸缪。 44. Life is a span. 人生如朝露。45. Man proposes, God disposes. 谋事在人,成事在天。 46. Meet plot with plot. 将计就计。47. Merry meet, merry part. 好聚好散。 48. Mind acts upon mind. 心有灵犀一点通。49. Never hit a man when he is down. 不要落井下石。 50. Never judge by appearances. 切莫以貌取人。51. No fire without smoke. 无风不起浪。 52. Nurture passes nature. 教养胜过天性。53. One is never too old to learn. 活到老,学到老。 54. One swallow does not make a summer. 一燕不成夏。(一花独放不是春。) 55. One who has seen the ocean thinks nothing of mere rivers. 曾经沧海难为水。56. Out of sight, out of mind. 眼不见,心不烦。 57. Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧。58. Poverty is stranger to industry. 勤劳之人不受穷。 59. Rome was not built in a day. 罗马不是一日建成的。(伟业非一日之功。) 60. Sense comes with age. 老马识途。61. So many men, so many minds. 人心各不同。 62. Some thing is learned every time a book is opened. 开卷有益。63. Strike while the iron is hot. 趁热打铁。 64. The car will find its way round the hill when it gets there. 车到山前必有路。65. The heart is seen in wine. 酒后吐真言。 66. The older the wiser. 人老智多。(姜还是老的辣。) 67. The worse luck now, the better another time. 风水轮流转。68. Thoughts are free from toll. 思想不用交税。 (人人都可以自由思考。)69. Time tries all things. 时间检验一切。 70. Use legs and have legs. 经常用腿,健步如飞。71. Virtue never grows old. 美德常青。 72. Walls have ears. 隔墙有耳。73. What is done cannot be undone. 覆水难收。 74. Wine in, truth out. 酒后吐真言。75. You are only young once. 青春只有一次。 76. You cannot burn the candle at both ends. 蜡烛不可两头燃。(鱼和熊掌不可兼得。) 77. You cannot have your cake and eat it. 有得就有失。(事难两全其美。) 78. You never know till you have tried. 事非经过不知难。79. Youth will be served. 青春好作乐。 80. Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse. 无知的狂热是脱缰的野马。 2.【写一段3人英语对话,一人5句左右 a wow,what a fantistic movie the harry potter 1 is!i can"t wait flying like horry potter!b yeah,it is relly cool,especially when he went to the school,i think it was the best school in the world ,which we can learn a lot of interesting magic!c i agree with you guys!it is really cool,but i have some doubts.a what"s thatc i just think potter shoudn"t go to the magic school.b you really shocked me!what"s your point.what he learn and get form school is useful.c well,i agree with you,he was born famous and he can meet many his father"s old friends there.but it"s a really new world for him,he shoud be trained to protact himself before he go to school.a i got it,you are worry about his savety,don"t you.well,i think you are right.but it is overmind.b anyhow,he survive all the danger and do better and better.。 3.求有关团结合作的英文名言名句,最好中英 三个臭皮匠,顶个诸葛亮。 Two heads are better than one.一个和尚挑水吃,两个和尚抬水吃,三个和尚没水吃One boy is a boy; two boys half boy;three boys no boy. One boy is a boy; two boys half boy;three boys no boy.一个篱笆三个桩,一个好汉三个帮A stake with three fence, a good brave fellow three helpIn unity there is strength. 团结就是力量a friend ndeed is knwn by sharng hardsips. 患难是朋友试金石。A life withut a friend is a life witout a sun. 人若无友,犹如只有生命没有太阳。 A hedge betwen keeps frnship green. 淡交使友谊长青。(君子之交淡如水)A friend indeed is known by sharing hardships. 患难是朋友的试金石。 A life without a friend is a life without a sun. 人若无友,犹如只有生命没有太阳。 A hedge between keeps friendship green. 淡交使友谊长青。 (君子之交淡如水) In unity there is strength. 团结就是力量。 United we stand, divided we fall. 合即立,分即垮。 One swallow does not make a summer. 一燕不成夏。—— Taverner 泰维纳。 4.含单三人称的英语句子50个,急 1.Tony likes jenny. 2.Tonly has not to attend the meeting. 3.He arrives here at 8AM. 4.He reads. 5.He does not have a laptop. 6.He works hard. 7.He enjoys the party. 8.He gets up early. 9.He has a lot of money. 10.He dances well.. 等等,一样的意思啊,就是第三人称大叔做主语的时候,谓语动词用三单形式(+s)就是了 第三人称单数的用法: 一、人称代词he, she, it是第三人称单数。如: He likes watching TV. 他喜欢看电视。 She has lunch at twelve. 她十二点吃午餐。 It looks like a cat. 它看起来像只猫。 二、单个人名、地名或称呼作主语;是第三人称单数。如: ①Han Mei looks like her mother. 韩梅看起来像她的母亲。 ②Beijing is in China. 北京在中国。 ③Uncle Wang often makes cakes. 王叔叔经常做蛋糕。 三、单数可数名词或"this/that/the+单数可数名词"作主语时,是第三人称单数。如: ①A horse is a useful animal. 马是有用的动物。 ②This book is yours. 这本书是你的。 ③That car is red. 那辆小汽车是红色的。 ④The cat is Lucy"s. 这只猫是露茜的。 四、不定代词someone, somebody, nobody, everything, something等及指示代词this, that作主语时,是第三人称单数。如: ①Everyone is here. 大家到齐了。 ②There is something wrong with the watch. 这块手表有毛病。 ③This is a pen. 这是一支钢笔。 ④That is an eraser. 那是一块橡皮擦。 五、不可数名词作主语时为第三人称单数。如: ①The milk is in the glass. 牛奶在玻璃杯里。 2The bread is very small. 那面包很小。 六、当数字或字母作主语时,看作第三人称单数。如: ②"I" is a letter. "I"是个字母。 5.关于courage的英文好句子,越多越好 It takes courage to show them. 展示自己的痛需要勇气。 Courage knows what not to fear. 所谓勇气知道不畏惧什么。 I do appreciate your courage. 非常欣赏你的勇气。 Courage is grace under pressure. 勇气是重压下的优雅。 Change what we can with courage. 有勇气去改变我们所能的。 Courage is not without fear. 勇气不是没有恐惧。 If only she had had more courage! 她为什么没有更大的勇气呢! Courage is starting over. 勇气,是从头开始。 He had courage and righteous heart. 他有颗勇气及正义的心。 One man with courage is a majority. 一个有勇气的人就是大多数。2023-07-03 13:17:111
"peace war found"这句话是什么意思啊?
找到和平的战争2023-07-03 13:17:392
和平peace,战争war,发现found,把这三个单词连起来大声读三遍,啥意思
笑话peacewarfound.一学生上课时不小心放了一个屁,为了掩饰,于是 小声问同桌,和平,战争,成立英语单词分别是什么,同桌骄傲地大声回答:PeaceWarFound( 屁是我放的) 老掉牙的笑话2023-07-03 13:17:511
peacewarfound是什么意思?
念出来是 屁 是 我 放 的2023-07-03 13:18:354
二战时期,很流行的三个单词:peace(和平)、war(战争)、found(建立)。把三个单词连起来读,你会破解
屁是我放的2023-07-03 13:18:486
很有趣的笑话,但是解不开,会英语的来吧
因为是谐音来的,懂这3单词的发音就知道,连起来就是“屁是我放的”,也就是为什么是恶搞的了。采纳我的吧2023-07-03 13:19:072
peace war found
= =···peace war found=屁是我放的·······2023-07-03 13:19:161
peace war found为什么这么翻译
开玩笑用的吧,念peacewarfound的时候确实很像普通话的“屁是我放的”……跟英语本身“找到和平的战争”的意思没有任何联系。2023-07-03 13:19:241
peace,wer,found怎么读
批次2023-07-03 13:19:322
和平peace,战争war,发现found,把这三个单词连起来大声读三遍,啥意思
如果周围有臭味的话。。 你千万不要说。。。。不然 你就被鄙视 了2023-07-03 13:19:411
和平 发现 战争的英语怎么说
peace,found,war2023-07-03 13:20:031
伊拉克战争期间最流行的三个词:和平peace,战争war.发现found,把这三个英文单词连起来大声读三遍,你会揭
屁是你放的2023-07-03 13:20:141
成人笑话
从前,有一只青蛙…………对不起,忘记你要听成人的了从前,有一只没穿衣服的青蛙……2023-07-03 13:20:244
讲个笑话吧,越精简越好,一个就够
口误:真是好驴当做心肝肺2023-07-03 13:20:3515